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Dummy Car Alarm

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Car Alarm is an album by The Sea and Cake, which was released on October 21, 2008 on Thrill Jockey Records.
A car alarm is an electronic device installed in a vehicle in an attempt to discourage theft of the vehicle itself, its contents, or both.
The following is a list of episodes for the Disney Channel series Kim Possible.

dummy

A model or replica of a human being
A ventriloquist’s doll
make a dummy of; “dummy up the books that are to be published”
A figure used for displaying or fitting clothes
a person who does not talk
having the appearance of being real but lacking capacity to function; “a dummy corporation”

dummy car alarm – Red LED

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Dirrty (9.15 – 46/365)

[Dirrty]
[by Christina Aguilera]
[album: Stripped]

[Redman:]
Ah, dirrty (dirrty)
Filthy (filthy)
Nasty (Christina), you nasty (yeah)
Too dirrty to clean my act up
If you ain’t dirrty
You ain’t here to party (woo!)

Ladies (move)
Gentlemen (move)
Somebody ring the alarm
A fire on the roof
Ring the alarm (and I’m throwin’ elbows) [7x]

Uh let me loose
Oh, I’m overdue
Gimme some room
Comin through
Paid my dues
Im in the mood
Me and the girls come to shake the room

DJ’s spinning (show your hands)
Let’s get dirrty (that’s my jam)
I need that, uh, to get me off
Sweat until my clothes come off

It’s explosive, speakers are thumping
Still jumping, six in the morning
Table dancing, glasses are crashing
No question, time for some action

Temperature’s up (can you feel it)
Bout to erupt
Gonna get my girls
Get your boys
Gonna make some noise

Gonna get rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It’s about time that I came to start the party
Sweat dripping over my body
Dancing getting just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It’s about time for my arrival

Ah, heat is up
Ladies, fellas
Drop your cups
Body’s packed
Front to back
Move your ass
I like that

Tight hip huggers (low for sure)
Shake a little somethin’ (on the floor)
I need that, uh, to get me off
Sweat until my clothes come off

Let’s get open, cause a commotion (ooh oh)
Still going, eight in the morning
There’s no stopping, we keep it popping (oh)
Hard rocking, everyone’s talking

Give all you got (give it to me)
Just hit the spot
Gonna get my girls
Get your boys
Gonna make some noise

Rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It’s about time that I came to start the party
Ooh sweat dripping over my body
Dancing getting just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty (oh, oh)
It’s about time for my arrival

Here it comes, it’s the one
You’ve been waiting on
Get up, get it rough
Yup, that’s what’s up
Giving just what you want
To the maximum
Uh oh, here we go (here we go)

What to do when the music
Starts to drop
That’s when we take it
To the parking lot
And I bet you somebody’s
Gonna call the cops
Uh oh’s, here we go’s (here we go)

Ohh ooh ohh, yeah yeah…

[Redman:]
Yo, hot damn, Doc a jam like a summer show
I keep my car looking like a crash dummy drove
My gear look like the bank got my money froze
For dead presidents I pimp like Huddy roll
Doc the one that excite ya divas (ow!)
If the media shine
I’m shining with both of the sleeves up
Yo Christina, better hop in here
My block live and in color, like Rodman hair (yeah)
The club is packed, the bar is filled
I’m waiting for sister to act, like Lauryn Hill
Frankly, it’s a rap, no bargain deals
I drive a four wheel ride with foreign wheels
Throw it up
Baby it’s brick city, you heard of that
We blessed, and hung low, like Bernie Mac
Dogs, let ‘em out, women, let ‘em in
It’s like I’m ODB, the way I’m freaking

Wanna get rowdy (rowdy, yeah)
Gonna get a little unruly (ruly)
Get it fired up in a hurry (hurry)
Wanna get dirrty
It’s about time that I came to start the party (party)
Sweat dripping over my body (body)
Dancing getting just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It’s about time for my arrival

Rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
(Ooh oh)
Get it fired up in a hurry
(Ooh oh)
Wanna get dirrty
It’s about time that I came to start the party
Ooh sweat dripping over my body
Dancing getting just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It’s about time for my arrival

Rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It’s about time that I came to start the party
Sweat dripping over my body
Dance and getting just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It’s about time for my arrival

Uh, what

Croydon Odyssey, with chair

It’s my wife’s birthday this week. She takes birthdays very seriously. Anyway, this year the chosen spousal gift is a rocking chair. I’m sure there are plenty of legitimate rocking-chair salesmen, but mine comes from ebay. To be precise, it comes from Croydon, via ebay. It’s about 8 miles from my house. This is a job for the Big Dummy.

I set off from Wimbledon after dark on Friday night, pacing it gently through the suburban roads of Morden and Merton, past the pubs, bus stations and kebab shops. The bike runs well. I’ve let some air out of the 2” Schwalbe Marathons since complaining the ride was harsh. It now glides along beautifully. Everything works. It’s weighty, but swift enough hauling up the long straight incline of the A236 and diving down through Croydon and more Croydon.

The seller of my chair is a jovial man, slightly phased by the idea that I’m going to strap it to my bike to take it home. I get to work in the street with the bungee cords and free-radical straps securing it in position. It looks a little perilous, but the best position for it is perched on the back of the deck – well away from me, well off the ground but with a slightly tottery centre of gravity. A six-point bungee, two big flat bungees, one more for luck and all of the free-radical cross-straps in place it doesn’t shift too badly. Game on.

The seller emerges from his house.
-“Are you sure you’re going to be alright? Is there anything you need?”
-“Thanks, I think it’ll be fine.”

I kick off, catch the slightly alarming wobble as I turn and set off. We are moving, I haven’t fallen flat on my arse and it’s 8 miles home. Going to be fine.

I pass some badass children. They make hand gestures and say “gangster”. I do not know why.

I pause at a zebra crossing to let an inebriated woman cross the road. She clocks the chair and demands a lift. This does not strike me as a good idea, and happily she does not push it.

A police car slows down, and the constabulary gives me some attention. I fret slightly. After all, I must look unstable and a little perilous, and I’m a long way from home. If they make trouble for me I’m not sure what “plan B” will be. Having committed to the bike/chair combo there isn’t really another way. Happily they decide I’m not hazard to road safety, and disappear.

What can one say about the handling of a bicycle with a chair strapped to the back? Only that it isn’t too bad. I don’t take my hands off the bars, I don’t lean hard into corners, I don’t try to stand up for hills. But I stop worrying after 10 minutes and just cruise. It’s fine. You can almost forget about the chair.

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